1. I can stare at any Girl.......
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2. I don't have to spend money on her.
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3. I won't get boring result in my board papers.
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4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.
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5. If I don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump me.
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6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.
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7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring.
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8. I won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and "wrong" for me.
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9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that I can't do anything according my wishes anymore.
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10. I can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.
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11. I won't have to waste paper writing love letters. No more endless waiting for my date to arrive at some weird shop place.
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12. I can have more friends, as I will have more time for them. I can blog more (;p)
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13. I wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports and docs.
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14. I wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, I'll sin less.
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15. I can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her.
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16. I wont have to fight over having a 'special' friend with my folks.
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17. No nonstop nonsense.
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18. I wont have drown in the pool of her tears.
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19. No tension.
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20. I can be "myself"
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21. I wont have to hide my telephone bills.....
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